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al-martin

If you dont worship out lord and savior Al-Martin I will personally teleport your kneecaps into my soup.
by THE FUCKING LORAX October 8, 2019
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Jenny Beth Martin

Co-Founder Tea Party Patriots. Tips, Tales, and Thoughts of Peach State. Christian, Conservative, was Republican now American. Live laugh love. Uncomfortable with same sex anything.
I got shot by Jenny Beth Martin when I tried to kiss my boyfriend.
by BuckSuck February 7, 2021
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Ricky Martin

When something is so cletus you don’t know anymore
That’s so Ricky Martin
by Gav955 June 1, 2020
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joao martins

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock
by Le Joao February 19, 2024
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Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs
Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.
by FTWW October 6, 2023
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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"
Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025
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Martin Sillaste

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH
Hey, did you see Martin Sillaste, funniest guy I've ever seen.
by Jaisk November 30, 2020
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