Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

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by grangerdanger666 April 16, 2020

Texas Load Wars

That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.

Last night i tried Texas Load Wars (TLW) and it wasn't funny. I got a load.

by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020

Blow your load and go

You cum and then run.

I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?

by Hshaushddb March 2, 2020

Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 24, 2020

Loaded

More than full, more than stuffed.

I felt so loaded after eating 5 whole pizzas. I think I'm gaining a couple more pounds...

by Matt_The_Anime_Man May 5, 2020

load the musket

When you're engaging in anal sex with a chew/dip and. Pull out, pop it in and continue as normal.

Load the musket, a sex move. If you will.

by Yoté June 18, 2020