Country Slice

A polite way of saying cunt

OR

A delicious cake containing sultanas and currants

"Alright, country slice!!!"
"Hey mum."

by vbrt June 26, 2012

Craven Country Jamboree

The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!

"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"

by bcpr162 September 3, 2013

poorer than a country mouse

need to say no more

Someone approaches you in the street for a donation of some sort...
response: sorry I am poorer than a country mouse. it get the message across.

by The Original Country Mouse March 23, 2011

country cash

A state of bliss achieved when drinking vodka and juice boxes at a casino and playing slot machines before going to a dive bar to get laid in the back room. It is most often an exclamation to describe that situation. Draw backs can include losing your money and having sweat and regret sex, and possibly raw leaning.

Girl, what are we doing tonight?

COUNTRY CASH!!!

by PGHPopper July 19, 2011

country salute

to punch someone in the mouth

He saw jimmy at the bar and game 'em the ole country salute.

by city-slicker October 9, 2023

PBS COUNTRY

PBS IF THE COUNTRY WAS A TV NETWORK

I'm not moving to canada, that's the PBS country, if countries were defined as TV networks.

by Sling it H2 October 9, 2023

Cross Country Toes

When the toenails of your feet fall off from running the sport cross country. Common symptoms include: Blue toe nails, peeling skin, heel tags, and toe pain.

Cx player 1: Man my toes really hurt
Cx player 2: Oh no! You may have cross country toes!

by Imarunner:) October 16, 2023