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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

alaskan minute

A very long time. Not just a few days or weeks but months or years.

"So dude how long has it been since you ate at Applebees?"
"Man it's been an Alaskan minute!!"

by Mrdefineit July 27, 2017

hefty minute

a minute that goes for 2 months or 80,6440 seconds

wow, your gonna have to wait a hefty minute for that to happen !

by bbluff October 9, 2021

Minute

A period of 60 seconds.

"I'll be there in a minute"

by 27Koolkat October 14, 2022