bags of shit to hold

When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.

My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.

by Gingerbread Demon May 29, 2023

hold your horses

meant for people with an ugly laughter, because they probably just sound like a horse

(shut up, be quiet, etc,...)

Juliette: "HYAHYAHYAHYAHYAHYA"

"JULIETTE HOLD YOUR HORSES !"

by aye ma name DeShawn January 7, 2018

Hold back the Heinz

A process in which someone has yet to spill the beans.

“Come on steve, don’t hold back the Heinz”

by JAMLENOM February 3, 2018

Hillyard Hold

The act of helping someone in need under the sole condition that it doesn’t inconvenience you too much.

She needed a step daddy for her baby, but he gave her the old “hillyard hold”.

by Richard Littlecock September 26, 2020

Holding a pink shot

This means you pull absolutely no biches at all

Damn is that boy holding a pink shot, he definitely doesn’t pull no biches

by Thatboybig July 31, 2022

Bloke Hold

Similar to a choke hold, but in lieu of grasping the neck of the opponent, one grasps his tallywhacker.

The motion is the same despite this, and the move utilized for similar effect

"The Undertaker ended his long duel with John Cena with a bloke hold. Even John Cena didn't see it coming."

by Bingbingtheklingon May 24, 2016

Slack hold

The act of holding your penis with the intent to masturbate.

I was sitting on the toilet with a slack hold and then I got walked in on

by Some_canadian_prime_minister November 9, 2020