HERMAN

herman is a bitch and he kills my cats.

Jade: did you see what herman did?
Becky: yea he killed your cat
Herman: NO I DIDN'T YOU FUCKING FEMALES

by jadeeechan December 30, 2021

Hermes

The messenger of the Greek gods. He is the god of luck, journeys, herds, speech, movement, wealth, athleticism, speed, fertility, and trickery. He is the divine patron of athletes, sailors, shepherds, messengers, tricksters, pranksters, orators, and thieves. He is really fucking awesome. The day he was born, he made the first lyre, invented music, stole 50 cows just because he was hungry, and got away with it. He aided basically every Greek hero. He is a gigachad as he can go where ever he wants to. He is really bi, as he boned both Aphrodite and Perseus. He is also fun to work with, as he'll help you with whatever you ask him with.

Man, Hermes is really fucking awesoms

by Cleomenes January 6, 2022

hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 8, 2022

Hérmes

Hérmes is a girl in jail who hides money in her boobs

Are you being like Hérmes and hiding money in your boobs

by jojostoneoceanaaaaaa January 30, 2022

hermione

a beautiful girl with brown bushy hair, smart, can make straight women gay and gay men straight

OMG SHE IS SUCH A HERMIONE
"I think im gay for Hermione"

by currently_not_happy February 11, 2022

Hermanussytmato

It is when a herman is sussy and is being a potato

Look herman is being such an hermanussytmato!

by Jimmy0216 March 6, 2022

Hermanussytmato

Its is when a herman is sussy and is being a tomato

Look herman is being such a hermanussytmato!

by Jimmy0216 March 6, 2022