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F.U.S.

fucked up shit. used to describe a moment or event of any sort.
you are masturbating is your room. someone walks in. you do not have enough time to hide your stuff and pretend you were not. this is a F.U.S. moment

you and your lover were making out. a few school children walk by. you stop back up and pretend to be checking you cell phone. they walk by knowing exactly what was up. this is a F.U.S. moment.
by vanilaa January 20, 2010
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L.m.f.y.f.u.I.c.o.I

Let me fuck your face until I cum on it
Only freaks understand this “L.M.F.Y.F.U.I.C.O.I
by Youfmu December 14, 2021
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F.U.N

Bob: We're gonna have F.U.N tonight on BF3 huh?
Steve: Fuck yeah even though it didn't come out yet
by dsgvbdbhfjkdbnv October 8, 2011
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T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*
by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008
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F.U.B.

Fucked Up Bastards - A rap group in Hershey, PA which was started in the fall of 2004.
Martin: "Yo, what are you listening to?"

Steven: "I'm listening to F.U.B., dawg."
by Huj w Dupe December 23, 2007
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F.U.I.

Facebooking Under the Influence.

The modern equivalent of the Drunk Dial.

When you wake up to find that you or one of your friends has posted comments that they would usually censor.
Last night I got caught F.U.I. again, that photo of my nipple was supposed to be a private message not a wall post.
by fouii January 21, 2012
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f.u.c.k.

1)to have sex
2)to mess with i.e. "why u fuckin wit me"
1)in old days in some kingdom people were not allowed to have sex without permission of the king. thus they had to paint on their doors when they got permission "fornication under consideration of the king" f.u.c.k.
2)you dont wanna fuck wit me
by macaca October 29, 2006
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