Fake judger

To judge someone but save your own ass by saying "But I'm not judging you." or "Everyone knows ec."
Barbara: Everyone knows Vanilla drinks are the best.
Wade: So is smoking pot.
Barbara: Smoking pot is filthy everyone knows that but I'm not judging you as filthy
Wade: your such a Fake Judger I think u need self reflection.
by PoshPuff February 16, 2016
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Fake Frehley

A nickname for current Kiss lead guitarist Tommy Thayer, coined due to his unprecedented and arguably deceptive adoption of original lead guitarist Ace Frehley’s signature makeup and “persona” of “The Spaceman”.
Kiss uses Fake Frehley to trick casual fans into believing Ace is still in the band.
by Comic Sans Sucks November 05, 2022
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Fake Depression

Something people do for attention. They pretend to have depression and post sad Bart Simpson edits. Makes people with actual depression feel like shit and can be recognised by bitchiness, listening to those dumb emo lofi songs and whining about how ‘life is an endless source of pain’. Attention whore.
Emily definitely has fake depression. She has 29 friends, she lives in a mansion and she posts sad Bart Simpson edits on her story. What a slag.
by pengopinguin21 July 18, 2021
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Fake Persona

Someone who throws a fake personality in front of other people just to hide the truth from them
Dang Betty really has a fake persona around us that’s weird
by Unknown P.O March 18, 2023
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Fake Baconing

The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 28, 2022
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Fake ball

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not
Ron just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's
by Fake ballin January 20, 2022
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fake ball

Pretending to "ball hard"

Pretending to be rich when in reality you are not.
John just fake balls, he makes minimum wage at McDonald's
by Fakeballsohard November 26, 2016
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