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The Shiore Kokkaku Disease

The Shiore Kokkaku disease is a fictional disease where the victim of self hate and thoughts of suicide begins to slowly watch their skin wither which will eventually lead to an inevitable death. Victims contract the disease through almost successfully killing themselves but surviving. Their skin then slowly starts to wither until nothing is left but their bones. The disease has no cure but it can be slowed down. By having the victim find happiness in their life, and by slowing gaining a better mental health state, the Shiore Kokkaku disease will stop spreading. However the effects are irreversible and the patient will eventually die.
Ex : I wish there was a way to escape the fate of the Shiore Kokkaku disease, but I’ll eventually have to come to terms with reality...
by p a p e r f i r e March 27, 2021
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Bad Bitch Disease

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die
-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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Bad Bitch Disease

When a female is Beautiful, intelligent, confident that she gives off Bad Bitch Vibe!

How you now you encounter a bitch with Bad Bitch Disease is if you astounded with her mere existence

The effects given off by Bad Bitch Disease are:

-uneasy feeling in the admin

-An increase in heart rate

- really to hold down a relationship

-Wanting to be her ride or die
Person1- You heard what happened to James

Person2- Yea he’s all simpin and shit for this female, some say she has Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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Green Dashboard Disease

A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.

The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
Looks like the green dashboard disease in the Afghan 🇦🇫 army has been exposed by the Taliban.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
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Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.
Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..
by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021
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Temporary Boredom Disease

A condition which causes frustration and boredom particularly to 2GB listeners
Ever since Alan Jones left 2GB there has been a significant increase in TBD (Temporary Boredom Disease) by listners of the Ben Boredom show. Infact recent studies suggest TBD has increased 10 times more for innoculated users to the point of changing to ABC mornings to receive some relief from the diseaae
by Aussie Cossack October 7, 2021
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Cabbage head disease

When a poor usually older guy can't get it up anymore. Just can't get hard.
Poor David got cabbage head disease, that's why he isn't with any women.
by Whatitdo7 November 6, 2021
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