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Slap ur teacher day 

On January 13th everyone shud slap their favourite or worse teachers. Slap as many as u like the consequences are gonna be worth it
Me: hey dude its Jan. 13th
Guy 1: and??
Me: its slap ur teacher day

Guy1: cool

Me: who u gonna slap

Guy1: the physics and further maths teacher
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national chris sturniolo day 

on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!
🗣️: why are you making that wholesome edit today?
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”

have the day you deserve 

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are
You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

National suck yo homies dick day 

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah
ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

National kiss a softball player day 

A day where you show love to your favorite softball player, with a kiss on the cheek or lips 😏

November 12th
today is national kiss a softball player day

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day 

October 23 tell your crush you like them
October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you “hey since it’s October 23 I will finally tell you I like you”