Crap cake

A sex move in which the male shits in the females vagina and pushes it in with his dick.

Jenny and Chad performed a Crap Cake the other day.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Crap

The word "crap" comes from the inventor of the flushing toilet, Thomas Crapper. After that, the toilet started to be called the "crapper", in honour of its inventor. After that, the name for feces became "crap", and finally, nowadays, we use it as a word to express our emotions. Some people consider it as a swear word, but it is actually a shortened last name.

Person 1: Your wallet was stolen!!!
Person 2: ...Crap.

by le zoink December 18, 2018

Crap tooth

A word used towards someone stupid

Jimmy: hey crap tooth come here

Damien: fuck you Jimmy

by Joemamasahoe October 19, 2019

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH”

by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024

chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.

Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!

by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get

I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015