buffer fluffer

the individual who ensures the primary masturbating penis remains hard during the unfortunate event of an internet slowdown

If it wasn't for Kyle being the designated buffer fluffer, none of the boys would've finished when the WIFI went down

by maverick.sasquatch January 28, 2018

Fanny Buffer

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

Tim: Dude, why does Sage keep touching you inappropriately in the scrotum? I thought he said he was straight?
James: He's a Fanny Buffer. I don't care if he's gay but he'd better come out of the closet soon...He's not fooling anyone.

by Acer Adquireo June 8, 2009

Lol-Buffet

Used to describe a situation or person that provides limitless amounts of laughing.

"All you can laugh,"

"Did you check that new underground stand-up comedian's act last Thursday?"
"Yeah! That guy was an excellent lol-buffet."

by Gasmador September 14, 2011

chinese buffet pants

loose fitting pants, with elasticized waist band. Made to accommodate for the abdominal expansion that occurs after 2nd and subsequent visits to the all-you-can-eat buffet bar in Chinese (and other) buffet restaurants.

Chinese restaurant waiter: Hey, fat boy, your pants just ripped.... you go home now!
Fat Boy: Drat! Time for some new Chinese buffet pants.... just as soon as I finish this last plateful of remon chicken.

by obracadabra December 18, 2011

Angry Buffalo

When your fuckin a bitch from behind that's fuckin a bitch from the front and your dick slips into the stink and she bites the other bitches clitt. She snarls and kicks the bitch in the face who squeezes the dick with vagina muscles and stampedes the room down

I was fuckin two bitches when DJ came in and with his big dick and an angry buffalo happened

by zuescock April 13, 2016

anal buffet

the most fucking gross video on the internet involving a guy shitting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating

i had and anal buffet last night dude

by Autumn rankle August 28, 2016

to buffalo

To floss in a group of 8 or more while camping.

We ate so much corn so agressivly we all had to buffalo. antlopegiraffe

by Rusttbuttrusty June 25, 2017