Breakfast of Champions

Mars bar & a coke for breakfast - either through necessity (that's all there is), bone idleness or complete indifference to your body's nutritional requirements

He did not have time to eat before he left the house so popped into the shop for a breakfast of champions on the way in.

by PaulF October 4, 2006

Morning Breakfast

While having sex, cum into the recievers mouth and make them swallow it. Then make them vomit. The shit that comes out should look like porrige. If not, you havent done it right.

Well...all the others are totally stupid!

I fixed your sister a Morning Breakfast. It sure was funny

by ChickenWaffleFanny December 9, 2007

breakfast bonner

When a dude wakes up in the morning and has a bonner

Dude i'm sick of this breakfast bonner.

by Cooch of H-Town December 13, 2006

Sailor's Breakfast

A Sailor's Breakfast is when a man makes a woman eat his feces, urine, and cum. They then have sex and he repeatedly hits her belly until she pukes, he then makes her eat the "Sailor's Breakfast".

I make my wife have a sailor's breakfast every time we go sailing.

by Evil Kanival October 13, 2009

irish breakfast

Guinness and raw oysters, preferably both as fresh as possible.

We woke up, went out on the oyster boat and had a fine Irish breakfast before going home to beat the kids some more.

by Stuph July 16, 2004

Breakfastage

A common word used to describe the sudden urge for eating a breakfast cerial while sheering sheep.

It can only be used when the person is craving a kellog's cerial and not any other brand.
Most commonly heard of on the island of lanzarote.

Mike: "dude, Mindie wasn't in bed this morning when i woke up."
Chris: "why not?"
Mike: "she sometimes wakes up feeling breakfastage and heads to the farm"
Chris: "oh ye, i get that too sometimes."

by hearthrob June 20, 2009

Breakfast

n. an excuse to have breakfast in the morning

Bob- "Can I have cake for breakfast?"

Shirley- "Only if you fry it up in grease and then smother it with butter and syrup."

Bob- "That's freaking brilliant."

by Something like Susie September 26, 2012