Shingle Inn Breakfast

A gathering of gloryholes found in a gay getaway cottage. Four men will fill the wholes whilst one man will drop to his knees and begin eating. A shingle inn breakfast is only complete when the man has chewed all four sausages and swallowed all four egg whites.

Chris "Dude Jay's just devoured a shingle inn breakfast in 5 minutes"
Geoff " Yeah man he's a regular at the cottage, we gotta stock up on men when that kids in town, he can go through 12 egg whites a sitting if hes on form"

by timmy75 June 9, 2011

Aunt Jemima Breakfast

When you wake up in bed next to a fat black woman with a sweet taste in your mouth.

I don't know what happened last night but at least i woke up to an Aunt Jemima Breakfast instead of a ben from boston!

by sweetsweetoldwomenaremyfetish July 21, 2015

Healthy balanced breakfast

eating your girlfriend out while she wakes up

Yeah Janine! I woke up and he was down on me getting his healthy balanced breakfast!

by anon23432 August 17, 2015

papa john breadsticks

when a strange bald man puts drugs into breadsticks so after you eat them you feel high.

last night me and my friends ordered papa john breadsticks and felt like we had lsd .

by pandacum201 August 21, 2017

Eleventh-Hour Breakfast

An Eleventh-Hour Breakfast is a breakfest meal that consists of an apple, a container of yoghurt, four pieces of bacon, a can of baked beans, a slice of buttered bread, and fish fingers and custard.

I just had the best eleventh-hour breakfast!

by NeverEatPears December 28, 2019

Polk county breakfast

When you pour syrup on her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany makes the best Polk County breakfast I've ever had!

by Mike Dunham November 23, 2021

Breakfast of Champions

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

Bong Hit!

by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004