Skip to main content

Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.
We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza
by Stegner February 2, 2024
mugGet the Bloody Donald mug.

Bloody Unicorn

This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?

Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Unicorn mug.

Bloody T-Rex

Using a water activated growing dinosaur as a tampon then smacking someone with it once it's fully grown and filled with blood
My boyfriend gave me attitude so I gave him a Bloody T-Rex.
by Xanthern August 7, 2018
mugGet the Bloody T-Rex mug.

Bloody Marty

When a man gets pegged and doesn’t use enough lube it makes his rectum bleed
Did you hear Racheal gave Michael a bloody Marty
by Tristian Miller November 20, 2021
mugGet the Bloody Marty mug.

Bloody Pad

Red Bull gives you wings so a bloody mary with red bull is a bloody pad.
by Jendave January 16, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Pad mug.

bloody snot twat

Vaginal secretion consisting of blood+ female ejaculate+semen all in descending. Gravity influencing flow path. Quantity could be trickle or tsunami drippin out of mommy .
Man you ever tasted a bloody snot twat ? I made my girl taste a bloody snot cock w/ doodoo so it was the least I doodoo ! Damn I need some mouth wash . Hey, don't ask & I won't tell . BETTHAT !
by Han $olo October 8, 2023
mugGet the bloody snot twat mug.

Bloody Grenade

When she's on her period, and you can only do anal. 3 seconda before cumming you pull the string (tamPIN) and yell "Bloody Grenade!!!", and then Explode!!
They hadn't seen eachother in weeks...
She was so horny on her period, that he gave gave her a Bloody Grenade!
by RowRnLiX May 21, 2022
mugGet the Bloody Grenade mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email