1. see "Zach Schulman"
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
2. The unfortunate scrap of textile fabric employed by adolescent and post-adolescent men to remove their semen from places in which it is not desired.
3. A real faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole.
1. "Zach Schulman is heinous." or "Zach Schulman ought to be used to wipe up somebody's jizz."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
2. "My old jizz rag is so stiff I could use it as a lampshade."
3. "That faggot-queer, cock-sucking asshole is a real jizz rag."
by That one kid February 14, 2003
check that jizz lice on her!!
by Mister Snacks August 02, 2006
when you are going down on a girl and you jizz so hard it rips through the condom.
when jizzulation occurs at a time that is inconvenient or problem causing. usually prematurely but not always.
when jizzulation occurs at a time that is inconvenient or problem causing. usually prematurely but not always.
" ahh man i trouble-jizzed and now mary is pregnant."
"dude last night my mom walked in my room and i trouble-jizzed right on her skirt."
"dude last night my mom walked in my room and i trouble-jizzed right on her skirt."
by Heinbauch March 12, 2009
First you must save a large quantity of seminal fluid in a jar. Next you must dip the index and/or middle finger into said jar. Finally finger dat bitch like it's 1999 causing the whore to become impregnated with your child. For 9 months this bitch will be all over your cock piece and afterwards if she wants to leave at least you have a young child to force into slave labor.
"Dude this girl was totally cock teasing me so when I finally hooked up with her I gave her ye olde jizz finger. Now she won't leave me alone cause I'm her baby's daddy. Best part is in 9 months I'll have a slave baby to clean my apartment."
by Fusco October 27, 2007
The hellish sight of a friend's God-given feet consumed in a morass of the enemies' pud -- Jizz Foot drove many GIs insane long before the illness took its grisly toll on toes and ankles.
by Adonis Whinny Cole August 21, 2006
A person whom society would judge to have a very bad/undesirable job.
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer
Such as a jizz moper at a peep show
whos job is to keep up boths of semen before the next customer
by mikea111111111 September 28, 2006
by N8_Da_Gr8_254 June 20, 2009