Tabled

Aggressively wacking it on a table

Aggressively wacking a penis on a table

He tabled in the dining room as the family watched on christmas

by CapitalBaconator January 17, 2024

Table-ussy

Table pussy

Owen likes fuck "table-ussy"

by OWENWWWWWWWW September 8, 2022

table flipped

something unexplainable and out of this world has happened. you probably would have to resort to plan b if this has happened.

you are lucky you weren't here when the table flipped

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

Riding the Table Saw

The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.

Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.

by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023

table

A woman with no feminine qualities. An inanimate object, an it. Anything but a female.

There goes Karen! What a table.

by Imol'Gregg April 11, 2022

tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.

Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!

by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017