bumpy keys

The keys "f" and "j" on the keyboard that people place their hands on because they feel good.

"Ohhh dude that keyboard has bumpy keys, lemmie feel 'em."

by FishLUL April 24, 2025

Key

Stay … I wanted to do…
But my eyes…my heart…
Had to go…
Understand I don’t…
Numbers don’t lie…
I wish I knew why…
My love for you will always be…
Pray … I will that someday you will see…
Until that day…
I promise you will have no bother me…

Return I will the key…
The numbers are now free…
Silly as it may seem…
I will always believe…

by U loving me; only in my dreams November 20, 2023

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

key-mani

A boy / men who is a player who likes to trick girls into likeing him with his charm , smartness , or so called loyalty .

Key-mani : *use's charm* hey Hanna do you wanna go out or something ?

Hanna : *instantly has a crush on him* yes .

Key-mani : *it worked*

by Lil bow sweet August 6, 2019

kei lugo

a very patient, funny, amazing, all around good person and wonderful to be around and not to mention incredibly handsome! probably has dyed curly hair and a gf of average height that he picks on for being little and a masochist WHICH IS NOT TRUE!!!

"oh my wowza who is that very segc gamor boy over there?" "that's kei lugo and he's taken btw" *immense sobbing noises*

by notgogi January 8, 2022

Kei

Kei is nervous, polite, and likes to put on a front. He doesn’t like himself all that much, and sometimes; he doesn’t want to continue on, but he’ll do his best for his friends. Kei has a past that he’s trying to move on from, and that he hides from his friends. He may not understand things sometimes, but he’s trying his best.

Person 1: Where’s Kei?
Person 2: I think he’s at volleyball. He has class on Fridays.

by Keee123 June 9, 2023

Jun Kei

A word to describe a person who wastes time with unnecessary questions.

"What would you prefer, tea or coffee?"
"I don't mind, give me anything."
"No, you have to choose."
"Alright, coffee then."
"Sorry, we only have tea."
"You're such a Jun Kei."

by DylanLembuhor March 9, 2023