ill fated blowjob

An event where head is given and it doesn’t not result in what was desired : an orgasm. Usually caused by an inexperienced nymphet who already had sausage for breakfast.

“We’re between second and third base.”
“How?”
“Ill fated blowjob.”

by Ratawang3d Nymph3tt3 November 20, 2017

Blowjob Gaystrong

The fandom nickname of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead vocalist of Green Day.

1: Oh yeah, I really like Blowjob Gaystrong, he's my favourite member!

by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023

Polish Blowjob

When you have your dick inside a woman's or man's ass, then they fart and blow your ball's up.

I was fucking Nancy in the ass and she gave me a Polish Blowjob.

by Good Citizen July 20, 2024

The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.

Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night

by C.J. Stroud November 24, 2024

gothic blowjob

The act of sticking a penis into a gauged ear and thrusting and sucking profusely until ejaculation.

Oh Shit, Charlie is getting a gothic blowjob in the bathroom!

by SwisherSweats June 26, 2020

Baby Blowjob

When two individuals (male and female) have sexual intercourse whilst in the middle of the female delivering the baby.

Beavis: "Hey why is your kids head deformed?"

Butthead: "Oh, yeah... I, uh, did the baby blowjob..."

by Babyfucker69420 December 13, 2019