Poudre Valley High School

Hicks

Did ya hear about the hicks tryna hide the powder at Poudre Valley High School?

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025

Devil's High Five

When you and your bestie high five eachother elbow deep in a gaping butthole.

Did you see those friends do the devil's high five at the kink party?

by LunaBee September 24, 2025

Sun Valley High School

A stupid fucking high school in Aston Pennsylvania filled with meth and weed addicted druggies who hotbox the bathroom and get the fire department called twice a week, teachers that typically dont do shit besides be dicks, and admin who wont do anything but glaze the shit out of anyone that isnt white. Also all the sport teams are also complete shit, and the cheer team is genuinely horrendous.

"yo bro you ever go to Sun Valley High School?"
"stfu loser"

by mangoimagnomangoia September 27, 2025

High Beamer

Slang for Rolls Royce models under the new BMW ownership

Harvey's High Beamer is the turbocharged V12 so it hauls ass!

by Pinon Hillbilly October 10, 2025

Redford High School (Detroit)

A historic Northwest Detroit high school (1921–2007) once known for academics, athletics, and its massive red-brick campus. Closed due to declining enrollment and later demolished for a Meijer plaza.

“Back in the day, everyone on the Northwest side knew Redford High School (Detroit), now it’s just a Meijer lot where we used to hang out.”—Old School Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

High Stuff

Drugs in drink form that you can buy from the High Store.
There are many flavors, even combined ones!
Flavors: Lean Bonus, Meth Blast, Painkiller Filler, Nicotine Cloud, Ketamine Jar, Crack Crack, Feminem's Special, Weed Need, Extra Cocaine, Black Bonus, Kremey Fart Special, Fenty Saddie
Combined Flavors: Leth Blastus, Crack Bonus, Ketatine Joud, Femaweed's Specialeeds, Brack Cronus.

guy1: yuhhh..... mmmmhmm.....
guy2: wtf are you on, high stuff??? lean bonus?????????????????

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025

Lower Merion High School

Honestly this place has got some weird characters. You got pedophiles to professional morons. D1 morons. However most people are chill. I feel like this school doesn’t really have bullying with like big kids slamming the nerds up against lockers demanding lunch money. However deep down the worst part about people here is the competition. Competitiveness is just so prominent at Lower Merion. The average PSAT score here is like 80th percentile. It’s crazy. However again we have weird people. If you know someone that goes to LM that lives near Merion Elementary School they want to skin you and your family. Or rape you. Diddle you as we say. One kid almost took off another kids ear at his birthday party with an axe. Insane. Weirdly enough some of the coolest kids are the frisbee- acting kids. It’s one big group and you got actors that can play some damn good Ultimate Frisbee. The rest of the actors however just she sex after rehearsal. Mono is rampant in the acting club. Most teachers are pretty good unless you take Integarted Math 2 in which case tough shit. I survived it and so will you. Everyone won’t shout up about the Eagles or Phillies and nobody ever talks about the Flyers. 76ers are brought up. We hate Radnor so much we have a entire school week dedicated to kicking their ass in sports besides football. The school thankfully is very inclusive which is nice. All and all it’s a good school as long as you keep your head straight.

LM class of 27’

Little Jimmy walked to Lower Merion High School and promptly cried.

by Flubert the stupid October 25, 2025