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Congest Me

When you having intercourse and you get choked so hard you sniffle and snort on your partner.
Chapter 1. I gazed into his loving eyes and slowly leaned into his ear and whispered I want you to congest me with your biceps baby.
by Diiorio March 17, 2024
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SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
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Windows ME

by fc2078 January 19, 2021
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Pick me dad

The sports dads that are always inserting themselves as if they’re a coach but not a coach
Look at Steve over there in the huddle with the team, what a pick me dad
by BlueChameleon June 11, 2024
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down to cuck fam, date me

a more rad sentence for asking someone if they want to have sex with their boyfriend/girlfriend then asking them to date him/her
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2 : Umm you want me to have sex with your gf or you want to date?
Random guy : Down to cuck fam, date me
Random guy 2: Fuck off
by Pogabear December 26, 2016
mugGet the down to cuck fam, date memug.

Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 6, 2019
mugGet the Fuck me gamergirlmug.

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