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me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.
Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!
by Sambiase August 14, 2024
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Me

by eheheheheeeee May 8, 2023
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Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.
"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *
by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020
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Group-me Turrets

Group-me Tourette (too-RET) syndrome is a disorder that involves posting repetitive words & gifs , or phases uncontrollably. For instance, you might repeatedly say Bo, state your on way to work or blurt out unusual sounds or phases in hopes of likes.
I think all my co-workers have group-me turrets
by Anonymous 202192 September 27, 2020
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pick me ass billionaire

someone with obscene wealth who nonetheless is desperate to be admired the by proletariat masses. In the same way a pick me ass bitch "isn't like other girls," a pick me ass billionaire acts like they're better than their ultra rich peers - I'm not a regular billionaire, I'm a cool billionaire! Yet like a standard pick me, they criticize their fellow 1%ers to elevate themselves in the public eye...perhaps hoping that they will be spared with the revolution comes.

Ostensibly they are against the deep state, believe in free speech, and are simply down to earth, regular guys. But really they just want to be called brave for getting themselves tax cuts, spreading Q-anon conspiracies and saying rude/politically incorrect things on the internet. Unfortunately they get a disproportionate amount of media coverage because they have so much money they can literally buy/control anything if they want (i.e. presidencies, politicians, social media platforms, newspapers, sports teams, etc.).

Ellen Degeneres employed this persona in self-parody in her stand-up 'Relatable' in 2018, joking she fully empties her toothpaste just like us poors do...except she squeezes it out by flattening the tube with a gold bar.
Donald Trump is a pick me ass millionaire, sure, but Elon Musk is a pick me ass BILLIONAIRE.

Dr. Oz: Today I went to "Wegners" to pick up crudites for game night at my NJ mansion, and just like you middle class folks in Pennsylvania, I am aghast at this inflation! You should put me in charge, I'll stand up to Washington elites

Trump: Crooked Hillary and low-energy Jeb are owned by the bankers. I'm independently wealthy, I can't be bought, certainly not for $10M by fellow failson Timothy Mellon...I like steak with ketchup. And McDonald's. America, baby!

Musk: I bought Twitter because unlike Jack Dorsey, I'm against censorship, as is the Saudi Royal who is its second largest stakeholder, that's why I banned D-List comedian Kathy Griffin after she mocked me on the platform...fucking bitch.
by venenodelalengua November 7, 2022
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Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.
Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.
by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022
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