Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007

Did you hear Billy Mays Died?

Response to someone bringing up old information as breaking news.

Late, uninformed guy: "Hey guys, did you hear the Yankees won the 2009 World Series?"

Quick witted guy: "Hey, did you hear Billy Mays died?"

by UrbanPhilly June 27, 2010

I Like you, Have a Cupcake -Copypasta-

A copypasta I made from the trending audio! Use it however you like.

I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
I👁like💪🏻y o u🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁
EHH😰😰EUUGHH😓😓😓AAEEEGGHH😰😰HUUEEYUGJHH😨
I👁like💪🏻you🥺have🤲🏻a🧚🏻 ♀️cupcake🧁

I like you, have a cupcake -copypasta-

by h3h3_B10TCH August 20, 2021

DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you

The line Speculated (by Stevie T) that the band the Police were on the same drugs as the Beatles

DODODODODADADA is all I want to say to you.

by Mr. Wick November 15, 2022

Noah I know You Looked This Up

WHY DID YOU LOOK THIS UP

Noah I know You Looked This Up.

by UD BNA FAN May 17, 2021

Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.

*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.

by Androk January 7, 2019

National See You Next Tuesday Day

National See You Next Tuesday Day is observed on October 20th, commonly in the floral industry. The day is celebrated by making certain to bid farewell to deserving customers with, "See You Next Tuesday Day!" even when there is no intention to follow through when next Tuesday arrives!

It is National See You Next Tuesday Day! See you next Tuesday!

by jrchi October 20, 2016