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Ask out a baseball boy day

Ask out your crush that plays baseball
On november 5
Ask out a baseball boy day

Go ask someone who plays baseball
by Baseball__24 November 5, 2019
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crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.
I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.
by Aijalon January 12, 2013
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whip it out like a hot sausage

A euphemism of 'pulling out' whereby a penis is pulled out of a vagina prior to ejaculation as a form of ineffective contraception. It is based on the image of someone cooking sausages, to discover that there is no cutlery available to remove them and thus one's fingers must be used to ensure that the sausages are not burnt.

A phrase commonly used by youngsters in the highlands of Scotland.
Archie - William: I just don't want to get her pregnant again but condoms are shit mun.

William - Archie: Don't worry boi, just whip it out like a hot sausage.

A few weeks later...

Archie - William Fuck man, we're having a baby.
by Regan Pizza December 28, 2016
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Drunk History of Fall Out Boy

It’s summer of 2001; Joe meets Patrick and he’s like “Yo, I know about music.”
And Patrick’s like “Yo, I know more about music.”
"That’s impossible! Do you wanna start a band?”
And Patrick’s like, “…Yeah… That’s cool.”
And then he’s like “Yo, this is a book store, it's not a music store!”

And then they met at Patrick’s house. And Patrick’s wearing shorts and socks and a hat. Patrick is playin’ drums for some fuckin’ reason! And Pete’s there for some reason! They start playin’ music together. And they're like “Oh, let’s play some fuckin’ covers from some other bands!” It was like, Green Day and fuckin’ Misfits and fuckin’ Ramones!
Pete said to Joe, “Yo, we gotta change this shit up! Yo, we’ve played all these bands; let’s play shit from Fall Out Boy.”
And so Pete and Patrick are like “Yo, that’s dope. But we need a fuckin’ drummer!” Because Patrick’s playin’ drums and he’s a singer!
Patrick's like “Yo! I got a soul voice!”
And they're like “Wait, how do you have a soul voice?”
And he’s like “Yo, watch this: Yeah!”
And they’re like “Oh my god! That sounds like soul!” So they put it in the song and it was like “WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT!”
l: Yo have you seen A Drunk History Of Fall Out Boy?
a: ooh yeah. It's so funnyyy
by LNC1990. March 5, 2019
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Ask out your Crush<3

Don’t be a chicken and ask out your crush take a chance.
Ask out your crush<3
Text them “do you wanna date?” see what there gonna say
by Addison409 July 31, 2021
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My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
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Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method

A classic interview technique consisting of asking 3 questions to decide on 1 out of 2 final applicants for a position.
"Welcome applicants! Today, the DDFU will be using he classic Three-Strikes-You're-Out Method to select our new Vice President."
by DDFU Executive VP June 11, 2017
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