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A and B: *Pushes C*
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
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