SUCK ME DICK

when you want someone to suck your dick

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

pick me girl

jadyn

person 1: yooo whats a pick me girl
person 2: a pick me girl us someone who acts like a little bitch and acts weird infront of boys so they like her
person 1: ohhh so jadyn?

by infinity6969 September 26, 2021

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

Windows ME

Operating system that is ABSOLUTE SHIT

Windows ME is shit

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Me Dieron Una Galleta<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Me Dieron Una Galleta<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Me Dieron Una Galleta<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025

On me

A phrase used to reinforce one’s statement or agree with another person’s statement.

Person 1: This dude trippin’!
Person 2: On me!

Person 1: We should be able to get an Ace.
Person 2: On me!

by friendRat February 11, 2022

That ain’t me

That ain’t me a Term created by Dasaun McPherson back in 1678. He used the term anytime he got caught up with women, or anytime he needed to lie and get out of a situation where it was clearly him he just does not want to admit it.

Scarlett Johansson: Dasaun someone just sent me these screenshots of you texting another girl!
Dasaun: That ain’t me.

by Mrcamelot March 11, 2022