Captain Crunch

Jizz in a beard that turns crunchy.
Matt loves to give Del a Captain Crunch.

I hate waking up with Captain Crunch in my beard.
by engfavoritepeps October 09, 2012
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Captain Save A Ho

A guy who always comes to the aide of a woman in crisis who only calls him when she needs something from him.
Man, you are bailing her out of jail again? Or dude, you are paying her rent again? You are picking her "friend" up @ SFO & dropping him off at her house? Quit acting like a captain save a ho.
by AsburyBlue1962 March 03, 2018
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Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.
by Challie2002 October 27, 2021
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captain sketch bag

Someone who is overly creepy, iffy, unsafe
Captain sketch bag keeps looking at me like we wants to kill me
by YungO March 09, 2009
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captain jack aubrey

Protagonist from Patrick O'Brians nautically themed series of books based on the exploits of Jack Aubrey and his dearest friend Stephen Maurturin. The series of books takes place during the Napoleonic Wars with France.
by Cloud Stoke Phillips April 16, 2011
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Captain Jack Syndrome

A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.
'I think Arthur Darvill's character, Rory, might have Captain Jack Syndrome'
by Doctor Maxwell January 20, 2012
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Captain save a hoe

A Captain save a hoe is somebody (primarily males) who try to turn a hoe (´s) life around by letting them live with them, getting them a job, etc. The name was coined by bay area rapper E-40 when he made a song of the same name.
by Juicebud May 07, 2019
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