Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

Salty Sea Spray

After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.

James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.

by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009

Salty Water Splash

1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.

2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.

Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.

by tunitdeath September 20, 2009

salty sea lion

Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.

"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"

by hamster face April 21, 2009

The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch

Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead

by Sea sailor October 26, 2014

Salty Wagon Wheel

When A man salts another mans asshole before eating it out

Bryan was thrilled when Alex gave him a Salty Wagon Wheel last night

by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

Salty bean fart

A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.

Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.

by Henry Dawn September 26, 2018