Jahsent Jones day

The best day of the year! The day we celebrate the most amazing person to walk this planet.
by jahsent jones November 16, 2020
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talia noelle jones

perfection. talia noella jones is perfecr.
woah there is talia noelle jones, she is perfect
by swaggy del April 18, 2021
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Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 04, 2022
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Jones Middle School

JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.
Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead
by Larsonarypopularisyouinta September 08, 2008
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Indiana Jone-ing

Purposely getting lost while hiking in hopes of finding hidden treasures. Often confused with "finding bigfoot", in which case you are attempting to find bigfoot, ultimately getting lost in the process.
Jim- "Dude, i think we're lost"

You-" No we're not, we are simply indiana jone-ing."
by CurlyWildcat July 10, 2011
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calico jones

Anyone with multicolored irises. Traditionally a Scorpio.
by the#realinventorofjomama January 29, 2017
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Dirty Tommy Jones

a person who doesn’t have the ability to grow anymore then a few pubes on their chin and fucks girls after a night out on their period.
Boys guess what, just gave Jasmine Callen a Dirty Tommy Jones
by AnonymouseDood April 16, 2020
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