Evan

A fugly muggy smugly piggy ugly
Evan is a asshole
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Evans

Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.
Oh he took care of his girlfriend the whole time she was sick?
He's such an Evans
by heyyylove November 28, 2019
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A zesty oversized man who is fond of backshots. Takes "it" very well. Loves tickling men's tips. Calls people racial slurs and calls them ROBLOX terms.
Dude EVAN just called me a quigger!!!
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A Huge Dick who is always the one to end a conversation, will never achieve anything in life as he doesn't take risks and/or do anything. Will be single for the rest of his life and will die alone. Will newer lose his viginity
"Wow, look at the kid if it is in fact human, that loser will never get layed, must be Evan."
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Yo, dude! You're so Evan!
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Evan is such an amazing guy. He will do anything for a girl and is such a gentleman. Usually having longer hair he is so cute. Evan’s are one of the type of people you want to keep around you.

Evan Elliott if you are reading this right now I love you
Evan is a gentleman
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An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
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