A formal ruling that anyone who yaps more than ninja talks about his low taper fade in Evan’s vicinity must pay a tax.
“You must now pay the Evan-tax for yapping more than ninja talks about his low taper fade. You are a generational yapper.”
by Evan-tax March 26, 2024
When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.
by G-ness March 01, 2025
The fee you are morally entitled to charge your female friend when on any occasion or outing, they start to bitch and complain.
'We went on a girls weekend away and it only took 5 minutes for Sandy to start bitching so we had to increase the Bitch Tax.'
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009
The old woman on sw 8th street is very good at tax drops. You will never get caught dealing with her.
by Nowaytuesday December 28, 2016
Big black dude named "phantom" walks into his other friends room and demands food. After yoinking his food he exclaims "phantom tax!"
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Basically phantom tax is when your friend steals your shit.
Your so phantom tax, your so skibbidy!
by Pandacous December 02, 2023
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What is skibidi?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "Oh no!"
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024
Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"
in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax
by slzrppp May 08, 2024