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Grocery store

1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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Dollar Store Gooner

that one video of a guy ejaculating on a woman's leg inside of a dollar tree, than runs outside and flees. Straight up a "bust and run".
The dollar store gooner was faced with federal charges.
by Sapphire Stroker April 20, 2025
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sx1nts storied

to get put on @sx1nts instragram story which is the highest level of honor bestowed to a instagram user
yoo did you see that (name) got sx1nts storied??
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Fetish Stories

In a cozy London flat, under the glow of dim lamps, Emma scrolled through her laptop, chasing a spark for her restless curiosity. One night, she stumbled across fetishstories.net, a site brimming with tales of unconventional desires. A story about a secret club where fisting was revered as an act of trust caught her eye.
Intrigued, Emma tracked down a similar underground gathering in the city. In a candlelit basement, masked and nervous, she met Theo, a man whose hands told their own story—strong, gentle, deliberate. “Fisting isn’t just physical,” he said, offering a glove slick with warm oil. “It’s surrender.”
In the soft shadows, with faint music pulsing, Theo guided her through an experience beyond the body—a connection where boundaries melted. Emma trembled, each movement a wave of pleasure, each whispered word a tether. When it ended, she was breathless, a smile saying what words couldn’t.
The next morning, she returned to fetishstories.net, hunting new stories, but none could rival the one she’d lived.
by FetishStories May 13, 2025
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Corner Store shuffle

Basically chill on the corner play cards and get some business done.
Thing 1: What you doing?
Thing 2: The usual Corner Store shuffle Thing I always do to get business done.
Thing They are going to get you on loitering you know.
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Grocery Store Method

when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”
by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
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