self-fuckery

the act of fucking oneself, be it a clone or masturbation

By massive luck, Tom perfected his cloning device, making true self-fuckery be possible.

by Naphrym July 19, 2014

Selfiebation

Masturbating to your own selfie.

Yo my swell from the gym is making me horny. I think I'll take a selfie of my hot bod and do some selfiebation.

by Jarfman February 20, 2015

selfie-overdose

A disease which is contagious- coming from Alize phelps who started taking SELFIEs when she popped out-how to know you are taking to many Selfie's : (1) you take a SELFIE every 1-2 hours a day. (2)you have to take more than 15 Selfie's to figure out which one u like best (3) you post pictures every hour on social media sites; watch out and look for side affects before it gets to bad(doctors wouldn't help Alize so now she is crazy for Selfie's

Alize phelps is a Selfie-overdoser

by $elfieoverdose March 16, 2015

self conversing

the act of replying to your own text massages that you sent befoe getting super backwoods shitfaced.

.....fucking busch light...i keep self conversing..

by trilly mays March 30, 2015

selfie swallow

When you lay on your own back while hoisting your legs up over your own face and cumming in your own mouth then swallowing it.

I was so horny I preformed a selfie swallow in myself.

by shockwaves81 May 1, 2015

SelFeed

A smashing application through which one can earn fabulous discounts off their bill at local restaurants, by simply sharing a photo of their meal onto Facebook!

Dude, have you tried the new app SelFeed?! It's so rad yo!

by Orangeye May 20, 2015

Selfie

A picture that you never take with your iPad.

That person is weird. He's taking selfies with his iPad!

by -__- June 16, 2015