Punishment beer

A beer that is drank in order to punish a friend who has been a douche, that previously belonged to that friend.

Chris was being a total douche so we drank his Bud Light as a punishment beer.

by Rampage W. January 6, 2011

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jar beer

A craft, arty, hipster overpriced self-righteous beer. Usually an IPA. Best served in a jar.

“Look at this double imperial IPA. That’s such a jar beer!”

by traplord&lady February 12, 2021

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Beer Rage

To become enraged after consuming massive ammounts of any alchaholic drink,or,in drinker terms,mood enhancer.

Yo,did you see Chad earlier?He was punching people out of pure beer rage!

by Swiftly swift December 3, 2010

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Beer-Bressure

The act of getting influenced or pushed to drink.

You: Drink up sonny boy, tonight we be chillin'.

Me: I'm good, thanks :).
You: Haha, you to pussy to drink?
Friend: Bruh stop tryna beer-bressure her

by Anonymous-duck March 2, 2020

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beer cougar

A sub-class of cougar that tries to get with males under the age of 21 by offering to buy them alcohol.

Guy 1: Dude, where did Jimmy get that beer from? He's still only 12 years old!
Guy 2: Your mom bought it for him. I think she's about to make a move on him. What a total beer cougar!
Guy 1: Poor kid, he never had a chance...

by CHnerd11 July 5, 2011

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Beer Wound

The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.

Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?

Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...

Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!

by Flashheart January 14, 2010

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