The Ole’ Kansas City Napkin

When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.

Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.

by Themesiah February 21, 2024

Sooky ole

Noun

Definition: A colloquial term used in Western Australian slang to describe someone, typically a person or an animal, who is feeling sulky, whinge-y, overly complain-y, and in need of affection. The term carries connotations of being emotionally needy or seeking attention.

Origin:
The term "sooky" originates from Australian slang, meaning to be sulky or to complain excessively. It is likely derived from the dialectal term "suck," with historical parallels found in 19th century British slang and Canadian usage.

The addition of "ole" is derived from "hole," referring to the genital or rectal area.

1. Had enough of this Harvey cunt on home and away being a sooky ole

2. Alexa play Neon Moon... I wanna be a sooky ole tonight

3. Didn't have a good sleep thanks to Josh the sooky ole wantin to sit up & yarn

4. Nick Kyrgios ya big sooky ole 🎾

5. My rotty Denzel is such a fucken sooky ole dog ay he just wants to cuddle

by Ouss Ouss muthafuckaa February 22, 2024

!qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/

listen man, I get it. you're bored to hell. But maybe it's a good idea to stop typing random shit onto your keyboard and work on your essay instead?

Ugh... I feel !qAz@wSx#eDc$rFv%tGb^yHn&uJm*iK,(oL.)p:/!! I just wanna do something interesting to save me from this hellish boredom...

by Damn son 926 March 4, 2024

Ole thief

A thief but in trini.

Wait nah... is my pen in your hand? Yuh blasted ole thief

by theyenvyci March 6, 2024

`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|

Pinch the person who typed this. FAST! They're about to fall asleep in class.

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: Wake up! (Pinches her)
Maya: Whaat! Oh, Sorry.

by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

`1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-[']=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|

If someone types this, call an ambulance and don't let go. They will kill themselves from boredom.

Maya: `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm,ki89ol./;p0-'=\~!QAZXSW@#EDCVFR$%TGBNHY^&UJM<KI*(OL>?:P)_{"}+|
Naya: NO! I'm calling an ambulance, stay with me!

by `1qazxsw23edcvfr45tgbnhy67ujm, March 17, 2024

ols

ols meaning only lads society is a society based on lads including callum jay logan and Charlie. Charlie was out doing some naughty stuff and said yes ladd with gang gang 🤙

"yo boys do you want to do this funny shit"
charlie:yess ladd
we've made ols lads

by chaskeue4 March 31, 2024