Michael Ryu

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.

Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"

by Richard Speed 4000 December 3, 2019

Michael Chen

Just a stereotypical name for a stereotypical smart asian that fled to america

Teacher: Would Michael chen please raise his hand
5 people's raise their hands
Teacher: the one with glasses
5 of the said people keep their hands up

by Joseph knottwheel May 17, 2018

Michael Mitchell

some dumb ass music teacher who thinks he's the shit but he just looks like chicken little fam. if the purge was a thing he'd be first on the list. mothers he's so wet aswell. my guy uses the word "awesome". fucking wet don mate.

'I hate my music teacher'
'ayo.. do you have that Michael Mitchell guy'
'yeah fam imma spark him next time he's in ends'

by dullafell1 June 11, 2020

michael is gay

a gay person by the name michael who likes people by the name ronnie juan angelo lucas

,michael is gay, when he dreams of ronnie

by fortnite_user68367827653678762 June 29, 2020

Shane-Michael

Shane-Michael is a quite but cool guy to hang around with. With brown hair and eyes, and makes any girl want to date him.

Hey have you seen Shane-Michael today?

by CN799 September 24, 2020

michael monroe

Literally a gorgeous god, He is a beautiful person

Person 1: You know Michael Monroe?
Person 2: Isn't He that one model?

by Ryan Shick October 24, 2020

Michael in a box

A jack in a box except when you turn it plays a song used in one of the song's vsauce has used and when it pops up it says "HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE." Once it is pushed down it says "AND AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR WATCHING."

I bought my child a Michael in a box and he loved it.

by President Luigi. October 10, 2017