Lemon

Sour egg laid by a citrus duck that lives in the pond by the park and will defend its offspring at all costs so don't mess it. you remember what happened to rick...

stupid citrus ducks crapping out lemons all over the front lawn!!!!!!!!

by real proffeser June 14, 2019

Lemon o' tart

the one true god, Stronger than Cthulu, Worshiped at a Macro Ziggurat of tartness

Guy 1: Lemon o' tart is the only god
Guy 2: ok then...

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 24, 2019

Lemonese

Lemonese is a type of lemon that has 2 big parts sticking out likephilemon

lemonese people are so kinky with love

by stalkerjoe April 20, 2019

Lemon Moon Pie

Milf fucking.

"Hey man I got some of Mrs. Neutrons Lemon Moon Pie last night."

by Emily's Fucking Wrong April 20, 2019

Lemon Fanfiction

A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.

My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."

Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."

My friend: *grins*

Me: "What the fuck, girl."

by HamKaas April 26, 2019

Lemon Chicken

The worst creation known to mankind

Tell Raina at the Camp Keowa trading post that Lemon Chicken is horrible

by NutBuster8000 July 29, 2019

Lemon Fingered

The act of someone grabbing their balls and then proceeding to stick their fingers with said scrotal aroma in someone's nose

I was just hanging out in a bar and out of nowhere this douche Don Lemon lemon fingered me...uggh it smelled awful, like dirty butt sex

by Stinkstar69 August 17, 2019