Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

Lemon

A device, usually mechanical, that is utterly unreliable and spends most of the time broken or just barely in a working state, and comes this way from the manufacturing line. (Strangely common word in the model train world).

Dude 1: Hey whaddyou think about the P/T Cruiser?
Dude 2: It’s a frickin’ lemon, man. Everybody knows that.

by YuxxyBoyo September 24, 2020

spooky lemon

Usually your gay friend in the group that goes extra on Halloween. The gay lemon dud that is a little spooky.

Look at Joshua. He's a little spooky lemon this halloween

by Unanny November 23, 2021

lemon

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by keith0_0 December 29, 2022

cock lemon

When you suck on a dick and it gives you sour lemon face

Dale didn't shower for 2weeks and when i sucked his dick it gave me cock lemon.

by sac hanglow October 5, 2016

Leaky Lemon

When you put a lemon in her pussy and pound it until it makes lemonade

She loves when I give her that leaky lemon

by Official Magic Fetus September 21, 2024

Lemon Grenade

A meme from portal 2

When life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades

by Some Idiot March 5, 2019