hold up

When something is so utterly messed up you HAVE to question what they asked.

A : Hey, I just married C.
B : Nice, you two lookalike!
C : Of course, we're siblings!
B : Hold up

by Titanium Steel July 26, 2020

hold my duck

A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs

Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you

by MrHaversham May 18, 2017

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011

how you holding?

how are you feeling / doing?

“Hey, how you holding?”

“Mom said you were sick. You holding?”

by barkbork December 23, 2021

National hold hands day

The day where you have to hold hands with your girl or with your crush on December 12th

Hold hands day, in your house or class with your crush or girl, today National Hold Hands Day is the day where you have to hold hands with your girl or crush

by Yes ness December 11, 2019

Hold form

Staying true to your convictions, morals and life goals. Holding form is finding one’s true masculine self in perfect form and balance.

Hold form / held form: Man my bosses wife was sweating me at the party but I held form and shut that off immediately.

by Penn Vonn Dutch December 19, 2022

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020