WinCo Hippie

The worst,smelling of patchouli and butthole.
Will be quick to offer you their favorite bulk nut. And pressure into a cruelty free product which you have no interest either way. Wearing leather sandals and reading glasses to adjust for dramatic effect. "Did you know"
I went to get some mangoes today and this WinCo hippie would not stop telling me about cashews and how there's a crisis
by Thawincohippie March 18, 2022
Get the WinCo Hippie mug.

hippie love cloud

hippie-orgy
"Those hippies are taking part in a hippie love cloud"
by Marlin884 August 31, 2023
Get the hippie love cloud mug.

Hippie Killer

Any motorized farm implement that is capable of entangling bell bottom pants and maiming or killing the person wearing them.
That tractor is a real hippie killer. Those wheels are about to snatch him right out of that seat.
by jukeboxhero77 October 11, 2021
Get the Hippie Killer mug.

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.
Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.
by Dj smiles January 18, 2022
Get the Hippie-half-share mug.

Hippie heroin

Kratom. It is a plant that is sold in most head shops and gives a high similar (but much weaker) than opiates. You can’t overdose on it but it can be addictive.
Friend one: Hey do you have any Perc 30’s left?
Friend two: Naw, I’m on that hippie heroin
by danasp_42 September 07, 2019
Get the Hippie heroin mug.

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.
“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin, hasn’t left the house in days”

“Dumbass wook
by Apairadeez February 20, 2025
Get the Hippie heroin mug.

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.
“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin hasn’t left the house in days.”

“Dumbass wook.”
by Apairadeez February 20, 2025
Get the Hippie heroin mug.