Drunk Walmarting

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

drunk audience

A magician's best friend.

Dad: What's a magician's best friend?
Young Barney: A drunk audience!

by Willie Everlearn June 28, 2014

Drunk Noms

When you're drunk and just getting out of the club/bar and you get something to eat like pizza or McDonald's or poutine and eat it whilst drunk.

Let's go get some drunk noms

by daahsatan March 6, 2015

drunk pissing

the act of, after having passed out drunk, rising up and wandering around half conscious, and finally urinating, more often than not in an incredibly absurd location that you somehow have imagined is the toilet.

Witness: "get a little tipsy last night?"

Drunk pisser: "I guess so why?"

Witness: "I walked into the kitchen and found you drunk pissing in the refrigerator!"

by luciferous March 30, 2015

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

drunk-pile

When a group passes out from alcohol consumption all in the same place resulting in a pile of drunk body's.

Damn dude...that's a big drunk-pile.

Dude, I woke up in a drunk-pile this morning.

Dude, I think I passed out in a drunk-pile last night.

by Cyrus_1 September 12, 2016

deuntate

Someone who is very handsome who is often looked towards for advice. He is very smart and has his ways with the ladies while also being very athletic and good at sports.

Is that Deuntate Over there

by Smarts and goals December 21, 2016