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Daddy Meme Master

Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).
Please daddy meme master, fill me up with your organic memes! * moaning *
by Sadvacado August 19, 2016
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Daddy’s milk

A saying that is used when a cum slut wants a sprucing of warm human semen that is a product of ones father
Alex: what are you doing tonight bro?

Joel: drinking daddy’s milk
by Belvedere bumperdinkle May 16, 2018
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Sweet Daddy

Pimp; famous for "Good Times" in the 1970's.
"Brother, you seen Charisse?"

"Fuck, she be with Sweet Daddy."
by Lovedrive June 24, 2003
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Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.
"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.
by retortme May 5, 2010
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sex daddy

The name a significantly young person calls their older sex partner.
by Lana del Jefferu May 12, 2015
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Who's Your Daddy?

The trivial game in life called 'Who's Your Daddy?'. Multiple partners with loose commitments 9 times out of 10 lead to an "accidental" planned blessing. Often, it is a lotto trying to figure out who the real Daddy is, and is discovered once the child has developed strong physical characteristics. The most vulnerible target to be initially labeled "Daddy" will earn a higher gross income and an ability to be extremely gullible. The poor lad has no idea he's a sucker of the game 'Who's Your Daddy?', and no one has the heart to tell him.

Daniel: Meet my son, Daniele Jr.
Thomas: It is very nice to meet you. *oh wow*
Daniel: Doesn't he look just like me?!
Thomas: Oh, yes indeed! *Lord, please don't strike me with lightning*
Daniel: I know, that's what everyone says. Ok, tell me. Which part of him looks like me?
Thomas: Oh come on Daniel stop asking me questions!! I can feel my blood pressure rising! *stomps off*
Daniel: That was weird. Oh well. Come on my little "mini me".
by everyoneshouldhaveadumbass2pay October 30, 2010
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Daddy issues

1. A patronizing term for victims of child abuse that puts the blame on the victim instead of their abuser
2. A go-to explanation for why a woman doesn't act the way a guy wants them to
1. "It's not my fault you've got daddy issues. *insert bullshit comment about straight culture or apologism*"
2. "She won't just have sex with me for no reason. It's gotta be the daddy issues."
by Chandler Tribbiani January 4, 2019
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