half-cousin

Parent's half-sibling's child.

My half-cousin is a good person.

by Usery May 2, 2021

Hot Cousin Energy

That flirty, nostalgic, low-key forbidden vibe you get from someone who feels almost like family — but not enough to stop your brain from being horny.
He smells like summer. He plays soccer barefoot. He calls your mom "auntie" and gives long hugs.
You don’t really know him, but your inner teen is like: “Oh no.”

It’s not about actual cousins. It’s about that familiar but off-limits heat.

Created by Matt Colaça — because sometimes the heart wants what the family reunion forbids.

— “Why am I blushing? He’s literally just my friend’s cousin.”
— “Exactly. That’s hot cousin energy, babe.”

by Matt colaça May 13, 2025

great-cousin-niece

First cousin's granddaughter.

My great-cousin-niece is a good girl.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

double-first great-cousin-nephew

Son of their maternal first cousin’s child with the paternal first cousin’s child or double-first cousin’s grandson.

My double-first great-cousin-nephew is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Cousin Burp

Pickle and Cousin Derps second cousin with chaotic spots and a bold yellow skin.

Now where is Cousin Burp?

by XÆJ May 23, 2023

half-cousin-nibling

Half-first cousin's child.

My half-cousin-nibling is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019