Closet Simp

Refers to an individual (usually a male) who is in a relationship with another individual (usually a female). This person is a huge simp but will do whatever it takes to hide that side of themself from everyone. Acts tough with a hardshell but deep down simps for their significant other.

"Jeff is such a hardo, buddy a straight cold hearted savage. Doesn't get pushed around ever by his girl"

*When alone with his girl, Jeff is a huge pushover closet simp*

by YungJazzers July 8, 2020

Cock Closet

A woman's vagina.

Damn, she has one snug cock closet or dang that thing is as big as my walk-in closet.

by Yanks01 January 5, 2009

Sticker Clause

When a sticker is placed on ANY part of an iPod touch, weither it be cool, non-cool, limited edition, or always available, the price of said iPod touch is reduced to 20 dollars.

Jenny put a Zumiez sticker on her iPod touch, so she cant charge me more than 20 dollars due to the sticker clause.

by Apple Inc. September 14, 2009

Fancy Closet

It's usu. used as a joke insulting ones mother, usu. insinuating about their vagina in some way.

Guy: Your mom has a fancy closet, the fanciest EVER!
Girl: WTF IS THAT?!!1
Guy: If I told you you'd trolololol
Girl: ZOMG FUUUUUU

by Fiendmummy September 23, 2011

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Vaccine Causes Autism

This is a method for a person named “Karen” to say for an accuse for not taking the vaccine of COVID-19 or Etc it is pretty known on Twitter and Facebook + The Meme World.

Karen: THE VACCINE CAUSES AUTISM DONT TAKE IT MY CHILD TOOK Employee: Ma’am this is a Wendy’s

by Α January 12, 2022

Lost Cause

a Conspiracy made by racist saying the civil war wasn't about slavery and was about tariffs or "States rights"
most people who believe are fat old people that live in South Carolina or Georgia

the example: Stupid Lost cause conspiracy theorist: i believe in the Lost cause and the civil war was about states rights
everyone who has a brain: states right to do what mate?

by HistoricalFanatics March 2, 2022