read and check

Telling someone about themselves and letting them know their place.

Girl, Shonna tried to come at me for speaking my mind and so I had to read and check that bitch.

by mynameizphil December 29, 2016

Wife Check

While in the act of sexual copulation from behind your partner, during climax you hockey check her as hard as you can into the headboard or wall.

"Last night when making love with my wife, she asked me to be more aggressive, so I gave her a wife check, then I made a PB&J to eat on the toilet before bed."

by DrakeFan313 July 30, 2014

spaz check

to have work checked for mistakes that a spaz would make. general mistakes like awfull spelling and sentences that make no sence!

my friend spaz checked my essay so it didnt read like a retards drunken babblings.

by smithy1212 December 16, 2009

Check Center

A check cashing business, usually located within the ghetto of a town. They are filled entirely with white trash, Mexican or blacks. A Church's or Popeye's chicken can usually be found across the street from it, but not KFC, because KFC is too classy. The employees usually have no idea what they're doing, and are too busy gettin' served by one another to care. It's best not to ask them anything that requires intelligence, because this will usually result in them shitting themselves like a scared animal.

Bro 1: Hey, man, I gotta get this check cashed, but I don't gots a bank, yo.

Bro 2: Yo, dawg, there's a Check Center right there. We be in 'n' out in a minute.

Bro 1:.... I'm not black enough to go in there. We'll get robbed.

by random_zero July 26, 2012

Check's in the mail

A mocking neg used in sports/ games against an opponent that just made an unforced error that greatly helped you or your team.

The phrase suggests that the error was actually intentional and they were attempting to "take a dive" to receive payment.

In Sports (Baseball):
*Thrown ball tips off of first basemen's glove and flies off into foul territory*

Runner as they round first heading for second: "Check's in the mail!"

Video Game (Any MOBA)
*Opponent uses an ability to grab and pull you away from a deadly situation, allowing you to use a movement ability to escape there after*

All Chat: "Check's in the mail!"

by The_Post_Man March 19, 2021

Fag check

When someone covertly questions your sexuality in a round about way as to avoid suspicion.

Girlfriend to boyfriend: Babe I was just wondering ... if you could have a three way with any other dude who would it be?

Boyfriend: I don't know...Brad Pitt?

Girlfriend: I knew it!!!

Boyfriend: I can't believe you just did a fag check

by Bucktavius June 9, 2017

Fiction Checking

Basically what stupid people want you to do when you question their obviously debunked arguments, demanding that you believe them without question. Also known as "Fact Checking"

Billy got angry when Alvin questioned his belief that fascism was right-wing, seeing many factors of it having socialist policies, deciding that Alvin should do some "Fact Checking" as he shouted "Mind doing some fact checking on that?!!" Getting angry, Alivin responded with "More like Fiction Checking."

by The Painful Reality November 23, 2019