Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Gender bandit

Having the ability to steal peoples gender and pronouns by simply snapping your fingers

A: hey, where did my gender go?
B: oh, I Just stole it
A: WHAT? HOW DID YOU DO THAT???
B: because I am no mortal. I AM THE ALL MIGHTY GENDER BANDIT!
A: NOOOOO!!!!!

by Othello Von Ryan December 2, 2022

bradman bandits

its simply the bradman bandits

"hey honey did you see that group of boys last night?"

"no who where they?"
"You stupid idiot they were the fucking bradman bandits!!"

by Emini123 October 20, 2022

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023

Booty bandit

A individual who enjoys eating Booty. Tends to make the receiving partner obsessed with the “Booty bandit”

Watch out the booty bandit gone get you!

by Moefaygo April 7, 2023

Funeral Bandit

A Funeral bandit is a person who turns up to funerals when they barely know the deceased.

The Funeral bandit makes a habit of showing up at any funeral even if it was an acquaintance.

That Sheila is a real funeral bandit. Ive seen her at three funerals this month and she dosent even know the deceased

by SammyChica April 15, 2023

Sticky Bandits

Native American Indians

These sticky bandits stole three bottles of wine right in front of me.

by datta May 16, 2023