mad tony

a strong willed blondie, his sense of entitlement likens him to evil rulers and dictators, so quick to fight you cant even defend yourself - yet he is crazy in his love of others

watch out - its mad tony.

by mad mommy February 9, 2010

Tony Jiminez

Amazing, funny, extremely flirtatious, nice, perfect body, almost always in a good mood. Tony is the best boyfriend. He is very attractive to all girls. Tony's are good at cheering people up and making them feel better. A Tony is confusing at some points. He will tell you he loves you, and then go to flirt with someone else. You will never find anyone who cares about you more, though.

Damn, that guy is amazing. He know's just what to say!" "What's his name?!" "Tony Jiminez." "I KNEW it. No wonder he sounds so perfect.

by Undisclosed Desire December 26, 2010

tony shnider

mmmm!!!fun, a good heart, fantastic at phone sex, a rockin body, very loving and very late..at almost everything! :)

I could talk on the phone with that tony shnider all day

by baby,shnider April 30, 2010

a tony

something someone says that's not funny at all but the person saying it think it's hilarious.

Bob: "it's funny how all the porn is asian!"

Joe: *whispers to himself* "that's a tony.."

by Linden bluebass October 17, 2008

Tonying

A term used to describe two secretly gay men touching penises together in a "one-night stand" scenario. Also known amongst the LGBT crowd as "sword fighting".

"I told my mom not to disturb me because i was going to be doing "homework", but she walked in on me and caught me Tonying with the neighbor!"

by EnzomKilla June 15, 2014

Pulling a Tony

Being a dick to your friends because you have low self-esteem

Dude stop pulling a Tony

I was just letting you know you're fat

by Asswhole August 13, 2014

tony meat

The penis of a man who beats off to murder porn.

Jake's tony meat is very raw since the day he discovered murder porn.

by Rena Billy October 28, 2013