mike beffel

Faggot

Don't be a mike beffel

by Mike beffel September 14, 2016

Mikey mike

Term for calling yourself gay to a group of black men when you’re drunk

Ayyyy I’m wassup my names mikey mike

by Yellowrello5 November 6, 2018

Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

Mustang Mike

A local celebrity in the Lake George region (Upstate New York) who goes by the stage name Mustang Mike. You will immediately recognize him by his black sports apparel, glasses, and black feathered fedora. The most common sightings are reported at Shepard Park in Lake George and at the nearby Six Flags Great Escape. He is almost always seen dancing, especially if/when there is a musical performance going on. He is quite the character, but a friendly person nonetheless.

Make sure you take notes next time you see Mustang Mike dancing.

by realonesonly August 3, 2018

Pulled a Mike

To pull a Mike refers to get a negative result on an examitation/culmination.

A mark less then 0% is considered a less then a failing mark as one recieves a mark below the possible mark possible to achieve. (The person who wrote the preceding sentence pulled a Mike 'cause they can't spell right.)

1. Guy 1: So what'd you get on your math exam?

Guy 2: I got -8% because for question 3a (3+8) I told my teacher to fuck off. She gave me a negative mark 'cause of that.

Guy 1: Wow you really pulled a Mike.

by ArkaneDemon June 26, 2008

Mike Justice

Dope bartender, better sandwich maker

Bro did you get a shot from Mike Justice?

by MikeJustice4life September 2, 2023

Mike Beejmaster

A very dedicated Urban Dictionary author and proud contributor of the word Beejcake.

"No matter how many times my entry Beejcake was rejected, I never gave up hope. After fourty days and nights in the desert praying for rain, well I'll be damned... it rained."

-Mike Beejmaster

by karl jr. April 4, 2013