September 2nd. a day where your boy friend and or guy friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
by Belugamama September 2, 2021

Guy 1: omg it’s 12th October
Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug
12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
Guy 2: it’s national give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
Guy 1: I’m gonna give her a hug
12th October give your girlfriend/boyfriend a hug day
by Dr.deffonition October 5, 2021

by New York is the best November 12, 2019

On this day you give your boyfriend back all his tee shirts, hoodies, and sweat pants you’ve borrowed from him. Also it’s august 6th
Bf: Hey babe it’s august 6th you know what that means?
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
Gf: What happens on august 6th?
Bf: It’s “National give your boyfriend his clothes back day“
Gf: Oh wow I completely forgot
by Elric23 July 24, 2022

you are dead to me. you will pay for what youve done. trust me when i say, you will not live to see another day.
person 1: ahhhhh look at that it’s november 4th
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
dylan: DAMNNNN IM FINNA BE DEAD! it’s November 4: National Kill Your Boyfriend Dylan Day :/
dylans girlfriend: *knife in hand*
by dylansgirlfriend2000 November 3, 2022

by taylorrr7371 May 2, 2022

A male person who is destined to be a footnote in your sexual history. All your shared memories with him will eventually exist only in your fading memory. Your relationship with him was started specifically so that it could end eventually. The essence of your relationship is to extract pleasure from him as possible before he or you ultimately disappoint and the relation is over. In our throw away society, he is eventually relegated to the trash heap and replaced by the new shiny boy who you take down from the shelf. As the nurse in the waiting room says: "NEXT!" And, as has been said before: "Men are like buses; wait a few minutes and another will come along."
by Curmudgeoncake November 20, 2021
