New York City Workout

When the elevator is out in your apartment building and you just bought groceries and you live above the second floor

“I just went to Trader Joe’s to stock up my fridge and now I’m about to have a New York City workout because the elevator is out and I live on the sixth floor fml”

by Gemmalacoi June 11, 2021

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New York Breakfast

When you stop at an unnamed deli or food truck while walking from the train/bus stop to your office and get a bagel or croissant with eggs and bacon/sausage (and possibly cheese), then eat it on-the-move so you’re finished by the time you get to the front door of your office building.

I was running late to work so I had to get a quick New York breakfast on the way to the office.

by Hammerschlag June 20, 2021

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New York

The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women

I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist

by Gamer221 July 23, 2021

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New York Subway

When 2 dudes are cheek to cheek, and 1 shits in the other dudes butt, and they’re now sharing a single log, they become brothers.

Guy 1: Yeah he’s my brother
Guy 2: in what way?
Guy 1: We on the New York subway

by FuckGuyTheThird July 24, 2021

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New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.

Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”

by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021

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